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Never underestimate the power of music.

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Anonymous asked:
Do you listen to Migos ?

demigodcayron:

i dont fuck with trap unless I’m drunk in a party .. id never listen on my own time 



Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

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appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

When I see something I like while shopping but then check the price tag

whatshouldwecallme:

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

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You realize you are not alone, right? No one in their twenties has life figured out. It’s okay to be a mess. You’re living.
Things my therapist told me today that almost made me burst out into tears. I need to remember this more often.  (via whismical)

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titytwochainz:

i hate when we talking about goofy bitches and some “feminist” wanna jump all in the kool aid don’t eem know the damn flavor and act like i said every female on the planet was a goofy bitch. shut the fuck up u got damn loser. 

Anonymous asked:
You ever nut in a girl that was on birth control?

amemberoftheblackcommunity:

titytwochainz:

greeneyedsquats:

titytwochainz:

swolizard:

titytwochainz:

i ont even trust these hoes wit my phone password you think ima believe one on birth control?

if i can’t trust a girl to tell me whats wrong what the fuck makes you think I’m finna trust you when it can be life ruining if you’re lying

On GOD! You ask a girl what’s wrong, she say nothing. You can’t trust a person like that.

Because HOLY FUCK!? She might actually be fine… Oh no! An emotionally stable chick is wayyyyy too much to fathom. Even worse? A girl who is responsible enough to take her medication on time, naaaah those don’t exist. 

That’s obviously not what we talking about take ya geek ass halfway feminism somewhere else you got damn nerd. 

^^^Lmfao why am I just now following this dude, he cracks me up.