And on this weeks episode of “Tom, You’re Killing me”…
Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone dancing during ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ premiere (Madrid 2012 - London 2014)
Chris Evans really gives off the “I have a big dick but I don’t brag about it” aura and I’m about that
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
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